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Who's kpop's biggest playa? This guy. In the past month, kpop has seen more than its typical share of  tits and ass  with Big Bang's white girls in hanboks orgy in  "Bae Bae,"  Hyunseung's breast signature in  "Ma First,"  and Jay Park's two releases that were the musical equivalent of an STD. (Herpes, if you're wondering) Despite all this, the biggest playa* in kpop is not GD, wannabe GD, or Jay Hard. It's Jung Joon Young. To be honest, I wasn't familiar with Jung Joon Young until I recently started watching  "The Lover,"  which is a super enjoyable, low-key kdrama he's in now. I mean, sure, I recall him as the derpy young assistant in Mamamoo's  "Mr. Ambiguous"  video, but I was only watching for the 'Moo, so he and Bumkey could have fucked right out of that MV and I wouldn't have cared. But then, I caught his latest release, and my views on him changed. Boy spends the MV recalling a wild night th...

It's Kpopalypse book review time again!  Read on as Kpopalypse reads books about k-pop, so you don't have to!   Hello, I Love You Author: Katie M. Stout St. Martins Griffin , 304 pages, hardcover, 254mm x 191mm ISBN: 978-1-250-05259-9 e-book ISBN: 978-1-4668-5459-8 RRP: US $18.99 – CAN $21.99 Amazon link so the author doesn’t hate me for this snarky review and can still make a buck I got sent a press release email about a month ago by someone in the marketing department of St. Martin's Press, talking enthusiastically about a new fiction book called "Hello, I Love You".  The email gave a brief plot synopsis and also stated the following: This June St. Martin’s Griffin will publish Hello, I Love You , a debut YA (young adult) novel by Katie M. Stout. Katie Stout’s novel is a wondrous blend of dynamic characters, witty dialogue, and KPOP—the music that has taken the whole world by storm. Sweet, fun, and romantic, Katie M. Stout's Hello, I Love You explo...

Tragedy struck this week. Kpop's OTP broke up. Girl's Day was right —  nothing lasts forever. SM confirms that SNSD's Tiffany and 2PM's Nichkhun are no longer lovingly humping . Girl group fan cafe ranking leads to a whole lotta butthurt over A Pink. Honey Lee's perfect selca tip No. 1: Know when to put the phone down. and give up BoA admits she was so nervous about her latest album that she got wasted before checking the charts. NS Yoon-G talks about being the most popular Asian in school history,  proceeds to humble brag about liking sports. Kara's Seungyeon impresses Rap Monster with her language skills. Honey Lee teaches you how to take a better selca.  Step one: Be flawless. Super Junior's Ryeowook talks about the time a dude asked for his number in New York.  Those Americans, always trying to defile kpop. AOA's Jimin talks about the pressures of her increased popularity after "Unpretty Rapstar."  Defconn calls her a crier. And winner of t...

Nana recently had an interview with the magazine "One" and admitted what we all knew: she has a monster dick. However, Nana happens to have both a penis and a vagina, which is how she is in a girl group. Now I have a poll question for all of you: If a man took it up the ass from Nana, would that make him gay?

So AKF showed me who Jin Se Yeon was a few minutes ago through Twitter. I have two good reasons to stan her now. Hey Vegeta, what is my fap level?

Same criteria as before. 25. Taru - Love Today I'm a huge fucking Taru fan, and the height of her career musically was when she was with Pastel Music doing light pop music. It fits her voice much better than acoustic music does. 24. Epik High - Pieces of You Epik High's "Pieces of You" was the first Korean album I bought and the titular track off the album is one of my favorite Epik High songs of all time. I was mesmerized the first time I listened to the song and couldn't listen to anything else but this track for the rest of the day. It was one of the first songs I could understand just by listening to the song instead of having to search the lyrics on Naver. 23. Fana - Rhymonic Storm Fana's "Rhymonic Storm" is one of those songs that gets me pumped up with the loud bass and the rapid fire rapping at the end. If there ever was an apocalyptic theme, this is it. 22. Dynamic Duo - In The Line of Fire One of the most addicting Dynamic Duo songs for me...

Hey everyone, it's Memorial Day weekend and I'm taking a break from studying. Considering how I haven't had the time to keep up with Kpop except for a few albums, I have nothing to write about. I won't be able to catch up on everything until the end of the year, so I figured I may as well do a list post since those are always so popular. Anyway, the only criteria for this list is that the song actually has to be Korean. The article is split into two because 50 videos in one article would lag more than trying to watch a video in 2002 on a dial-up modem. Anyway, the list will just give my general thoughts and some background information on the song. It will not be a song-by-song review. It's pretty damn obvious I like these songs a lot for them to make my list, so there's no need to go into detail as to why. 50. Han Ye Seul - Make Me Shine Han Ye Seul makes the list mainly because this site is the sanctuary of Yeseulogy, and I must appease the gods and goddesses i...

It's Kpopalypse worst-of list time once again!  Time to relax, sit down with your favourite beverage and find out what k-pop songs Kpopalypse thought sucked the most from the Golden Age of k-pop! Warning: like all Kpopalypse lists, this one has 30 videos and may take a while to load.  Be patient.  Or get a better device to read this on.  Or disable your Flash player - trust me, you might as well, you're not going to be missing much if you can't play these horrible music videos. The years from 2008 through to 2011 were really great for k-pop, there were so many good songs and the best ones in my opinion are documented in my Top 30 songs of the Golden Age list .  However every rose has its thorn, every cowboy has its sad, sad song , and every Kpopalypse favourites list has another list of all the fucking worthless shit that came out at the same time.  A "Golden Age" means that the good stuff was really good, but that doesn't preclude the bad stuf...