Skip to main content

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 75

This week's photo comes from Wednesday Woe:



Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

I do not see how teenaged girls can find Lee Soo-man attractive.

 South Korea's Great Leader

But, I mean, if they are into 62-year old men, who am I to judge?

Their crushes probably have nothing to do with him being insanely rich due to creating SM Entertainment. Girls do not go for men with money. It is all about personality, amiright ladies!?!


Those Tweets though (which I would absolutely love to edit so that they have proper spelling and become grammatically correct):

"Sorry i only ship lay and myself with sooman oppa~"
I like how she (presumably a girl) thinks that she and Lay are an actual thing together already. In addition, she is fantasizing about some freaky threesome with this man old enough to potentially be their grandfather. Gross.

"Sooman oppa listen to my thoughts and read my tweets....... I have an awesome idea to make you lots of moula"
Because he doesn't have enough money already. He needs whatever dumb idea you have to make his first dollar. Brilliant.

"gonna marry sooman oppa and buy 100.000.000 cucumbers for baekhyun bday"
Wow - going to marry a rich man, and then use his money for your side bitch. Ice cold motherfucker.


If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please e-mail them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, send them to ionlylearnedthebadthings (tumblr), or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Sulli vs Hwayoung - it's a difference in determination levels

Inquiring minds wish to know the answer to the following question: It's fine to say that someone is determined or not determined, but how is determination itself determined?  It's a good question, fortunately Kpopalypse is determined to determinate determination levels!  Read on for the trufax! On the surface it's understandable that f(x)'s Sulli and T-ara's Hwayoung may seem similar.  Both girls have a reputation for being kind of lazy, not pulling their weight while on the job and jeopardising their respective groups' careers at one point or another.  But how much of this perception is justified?  Let's take a closer look at the behaviour of both of these idols, so that their determination levels can be properly assessed. DIETING HABITS Everybody knows what Korean idol diets are like - dangerously unhealthy!  Most idol diets consist of food that is high in protein and vitamins but very low in carbohydrates , however carbohydrates are essential ...
Post a Comment
Read more

Let's Get to Know - CarolinaPanthers2015

You may be asking yourself, who is  CarolinaPanthers2015 ? I'm here to tell you he's one of the greatest minds in K-pop fapping today. A common participant on Reddit's  kpopfap  board; each of his comments is a work of art. Aptly describing the material being posted while at the same time giving a concise description of what he'd like to do. Really, I haven't seen such great "porn" commenting since  ross53545 . CarolinaPanthers2015 was kind enough to answer of a few of my questions: SF: How long have you been into k-pop? CarolinaPanthers2015: Since I have discovered Girls' Generation a few years ago. I simply don't know what exact year I started listening to them right now. SF: Favorite group/ idol? CarolinaPanthers2015: I have countless favorite girl groups and idols, from Hello Venus to G.NA and from BESTie to Lim Kim. SF: How many times do you fap per day? CarolinaPanthers2015: I just jack off to idols whenever I need to. And it doesn't matt...
Post a Comment
Read more

The real pussy magnet

Who's kpop's biggest playa? This guy. In the past month, kpop has seen more than its typical share of  tits and ass  with Big Bang's white girls in hanboks orgy in  "Bae Bae,"  Hyunseung's breast signature in  "Ma First,"  and Jay Park's two releases that were the musical equivalent of an STD. (Herpes, if you're wondering) Despite all this, the biggest playa* in kpop is not GD, wannabe GD, or Jay Hard. It's Jung Joon Young. To be honest, I wasn't familiar with Jung Joon Young until I recently started watching  "The Lover,"  which is a super enjoyable, low-key kdrama he's in now. I mean, sure, I recall him as the derpy young assistant in Mamamoo's  "Mr. Ambiguous"  video, but I was only watching for the 'Moo, so he and Bumkey could have fucked right out of that MV and I wouldn't have cared. But then, I caught his latest release, and my views on him changed. Boy spends the MV recalling a wild night th...
1 comment
Read more