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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 76

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"KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS"
Because that is how humans reproduce. We lay eggs, like chickens and some shark species.

"... you say he is average.. well FUCK YOU."
"you say you don't hate him.. then why are you telling us these things? why are you telling us your dislikes of him when you say you dont hate him?"
Yeah! How dare you have an opinion that does not align with his/her own!

"... he is a visual"
The face of any group really is important. How else do people pass their group presentations in school?

"he cant act? OH BITCH PLEASE. WHAY IS HE IN DRAMAS?"
Because everyone who acts is an amazing actor. Always.
Also... "WHAY"? What? Pardon me? How did that even happen? The "A" and "Y" are a significant distance from each other on the keyboard. That means the person replying literally went out of his/her way to add that "A" in "why". Whay would you do that?!?

"don;t you dare call yourself an inspirit just saying that"
 Because the moment you critique an idol you enjoy's work, you are immediately an anti-fan. Mutually exclusive logic.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH TO SAY SO"
Because you personally know Myungsoo yourself.

"LEARN TO APPRECIATE HIM"
Like a fine wine. If you don't, you can't have nice things.

"BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND"
Ughh the story of every crazed fangirl's life: they just never use logic to try to understand anything. Blind sheep.

"im not bashing... :)"
...
.....
Right.
This was a very calm, measured response to someone voicing their opinion.


But in all seriousness: if the original poster feels that Myungsoo's awkwardness makes him/her cringe, then s/he will definitely not be able to hang out with me because I am undeniably awkward.

.___."



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