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Conspiracy on Conspiracy (in) K-Pop (COCK) 2: Trap/Trans Hani

Time for the next COCK! This time, we will tackle a less serious problem than Illuminati/NWO. It's time to find cocks transgenders in k-pop! 

... well ... other than Nana, since everyone already knows:


Once again, completely random opinion
chosen from the depths of the Internet


This one is also from a random, unrelated person.



In April in another NB post with blind items, one piece caught my attention:


2. There are over 200 girl groups registered with the Singer's Association, making that over 1,000 individual girl group members. However, there are two with social security numbers that start with a 1 (males start with 1, females start with 2). The public is already aware of a transgender group L, which means there is another either male or a transgender registered as a girl group member.


First things first: When it comes to this mysterious transgender group L, there was a group called "Lady," but they broke up in 2007. Here is one of their songs:




I dare you to fap to them (but still ... some people fap to HyOrc)


Many people suspect that one of the mystery girl group members is Jia, because when miss A debuted Jia seemed to have a little friend between her legs.


Jia and her "little friend"

How wrong they all are … The truth is simple: The transgender girl group member is Hani. Why?

Exhibit 1:
It's obvious that old habits die hard. Hani's body still remembers that once between those legs was a dick.


Exhibit 2:

Another proof than Hani was a man! Her brain still doesn't grasp the concept of personal hygiene, and we all know that lack of it is typically a male thing.


Exhibit 3:


She clearly can’t behave like a lady, and now we all know that Heechul knows about her past and tries to protect this secret.


Exhibit 4:


Hani knows how important a prostate is to a man and still remembers how to check it.


Exhibit 5:


Any heterosexual man (I'm not talking about those gay idols) can't make a heart with his hands (I know from experience), and those pictures clearly show that Hani still has the brain of a man.


Even with help from Potato, Hani can't figure it out.


Exhibit 6:

Hani has the IQ of a genius, and we all know that no female is really smart, since all they need to do is cook and clean, hence Hani still is a man in her mind.

Exhibit 7:

She admitted it!


Conclusion? Since Hani is even more manly than Amber she must have been a man before!









NSFW BONUS:

Hani before her oepration.

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