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[MV Review] Sistar - Shake It



Remember when Sistar used to release good songs? I know, it feels like it was a century ago.



This has to be one of the worst songs, no, I take that back, the worst song not released by a YG artist this year. Sistar and Starship Entertainment now have inflated egos, and it's to the point where Sistar thinks they are on par with SNSD and 2NE1. Now, this article isn't to verify/deny that claim, but let's take Sistar at their word. With this kind of thinking, they think they can release pieces of shit like "Shake It" and get away with it...because they fucking can, because people only support musical groups on name brand instead of actual music. Knowing this, the labels don't even bother obtaining good songs for their groups because they know fans will eat up any lame shit the group shits out. Case in point, whether or not you believe Sistar is a top-tier group, they think they are, so they are continuing last year's trend of releasing massive piles of cow shit for us to listen to.

My biggest gripe with the song is that the song loops a basic disco tune. I don't think it sounds catchy at all, so it's like they autotuned a cow's fart and raised the pitch. It wouldn't be as bad if this beat was just reserved for the underwhelming verses, but the beat is the same for the chorus. The chorus is one of the laziest attempts at one in the short time I have been listening to K-pop. You know your song is shit when the best part of your song is a shit rap verse from a shitty rapper like Bora.

At this point, BESTie does Sistar better than Sistar, so let's just listen to "Excuse Me" instead of this pile of cow shit.


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