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EXID - Ah Yeah


EXID comes back with "Ah Yeah" to follow up on the success of "Up & Down". Does it exclusively focus on Hani to capitalize on her fapability capital? Does Junghwa ruin the song? Does LE give herself too many lines? Are Solji and Hyelin shafted again?



What surprised me the most about "Ah Yeah" is that it isn't a clone for "Up & Down". There are some similarities of the two songs, but it's not like how Secret or Super Junior released the same song three times in a row. I was expecting "Ah Yeah" to be more similar to "Up & Down" and the fact that it isn't makes the song better for me.

For similarities, the chorus is structured the same way, with Hyelin taking the first half and Solji taking the second half. Then there's Junghwa trying to ruin the song. That's to be expected, because she has been trying to ruin every EXID song since "Who'z That Girl." The girl has more determination than Hwayoung, that's for sure.

What I really like about the song is the fact that Hani and LE's verses work off of each other and seamlessly transition. Too many songs feature long rap breaks, and for someone who really isn't into rap, having it spread out over the course of a song instead of having a long 30-second rap break is more palatable.

Anyway, the girls are hot and I would do things to Hani.


I would let her sit on my face. While I would be licking her asshole, I'd let her piss all over my face. 


As hot as Junghwa is, she needs a dick in her mouth so that she can't sing ever again. She should just be a dancer for the group.

This song would easily be a 10/10 if it wasn't for Junghwa.



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