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It's a miracle: Hyunseung looks good in his latest MV

Hyunseung mostly doesn't look like a freak in the video for his solo debut, "Ma First."




Mostly.


It's difficult being a Hyunseung fan.* First off, he didn't get to be in Big Bang, so we'll always be plagued with the question "What if?"


You could've been a "Loser" too, Hyunseung.


... Oh, but I guess you already are. Nm.

Then when he's with his fellow Beast members, he hardly gets any screen time, unless he's doing some unattractive Michael Jackson ripoff dance.

And how can we forget the time he got a massive boner during that Troublemaker stage?


Hope Mom wasn't watching this perf.


Top all that with the fact that he's styled like an escaped mental patient most of the time, and it's easy to see why he's not topping many people's bias lists.


The struggle is real.


There was relief for Hyunseung fans this week, though, as the video for his latest song, "Ma First," was released — and the boy looked hot. Really hot.




Like, I'd-totally-let-him-write-on-my-chest hot.




It truly was a kpop miracle. Now, fellow Hyunseung fans, the next time someone gives you shit for liking such a mis-styled freak, you can say, "There was that one time he looked super hot." Because there was that one time.





* I'm assuming I'm not still the only one, though I could be wrong about this.

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