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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 81

This week's photo comes from Snachel: Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ I. Uh. I think there is a reason why those parts are airbrushed. I mean, I am all for showcasing one's true, natural beauty. And I think that the Korean entertainment scene definitely over-Photoshops more often than not.  I just... I just don't think his acne scars should be considered as one his most attractive features. I don't think acne scars are ever considered an attractive feature really, let alone the most .  But I mean... okay, I guess. Whatever makes you happy... Definitely an uncommon fetish. No competition for you for getting those boys is all I can positively say for you. If anyone has submissions for future  Stupid Things Fangirls Utter , please e-mail them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, send them to ionlylearnedthebadthings (tumblr), or leave them in the comment section below.  Remember your rights on this site: a...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 80

This week's photo comes from Vani, who found some choice comments on our favourite site, AllKPop ( http://www.allkpop.com/ article/2014/09/roommate- shares-photos-of-the-next-set- of-roommates-nana-youngji-and- lee-kuk-ju ): Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ How dare this whore Youngji be near Queen Nana on a TV show where they are bound by a contract to work together. That slut might spread cooties to her by being in Nana's space.  I bet Nana doesn't even like her because Youngji just "got lucky" by being thrown into KARA . There is no real chemistry between a Queen and a commoner. I bet Nana just pretends to be nice to her on screen. But secretly, Nana pities Youngji's awful idol life. How dare Youngji steal fame from our Queen Nana by being in her presence. Dumb hoe. I hate how people blindly worship Youngji. Only our one and only Queen should be loved and adored.  But honestly, harugi, "you must be stupid". If anyone has submissions for fut...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 79

This week's photo comes from Derek: But wait - there's more! See the full post below... Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ This is amazing for me because I am a fellow Canadian. Come find me! I will definitely join your girl group. I can be the leader, or face, or singer, or dancer, or whatever you want me to be. Hell, I will do it all. In fact, nevermind; I don't need you anymore. I will go solo. Stay in your small Canadian hometown. I bet it is in Saskatchewan or something.   18 years old hey? Ooooh. Kinda pushing it at this point, eh ('eh' because, you know, we are Canadian) ?  This was my absolute favourite comment. Underpants gnomes logic belongs everywhere. I like how she specifies "basic singing abilities". Truth.  Wishing you were someone else is the key to happiness, people. Gold advice, to be honest. The best outcomes in life come from Craigslist. Cars, kitchen utensils, hook ups, missed connections, etc... Straight and to the point. Hone...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 78

This week's submission comes from Abi: Full post below... Thank you for your contribution! ~*~*~ Okay so. That happened. An EXOtic was fucked up enough to put a poster all up inside herself, giving herself a paper cut inside her vagina. Okay. Yahoo Answers is such a goldmine for questions. There was a bunch of responses essentially telling her to sit her crazy friend down and tell her to stop obsessing over Kpop. Because that always works on fangirls. That poor OP. She even considered skipping school to just avoid her 'friend'.  If anyone has submissions for future  Stupid Things Fangirls Utter , please e-mail them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, send them to ionlylearnedthebadthings (tumblr), or leave them in the comment section below.  Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 77

This week's photo comes from zephyr: But wait! There's more...   Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ The person texting these random people practically used his/her entire phone's battery to pull this shit. This took real dedication. Probably was too busy fapping inbetween sending photos saved onto his/her phone. I was not entirely sure what to write about for this post regarding these screen shots. I guess I am just going to share this because we cannot unsee this. So. Yeah. This is a thing... that people do. But that one guy though who wanted more... If anyone has submissions for future  Stupid Things Fangirls Utter , please e-mail them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, send them to ionlylearnedthebadthings (tumblr), or leave them in the comment section below.  Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 76

This week's photo comes from Ralph: Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ "KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS" Because that is how humans reproduce. We lay eggs, like chickens and some shark species. "... you say he is average.. well FUCK YOU." "you say you don't hate him.. then why are you telling us these things? why are you telling us your dislikes of him when you say you dont hate him?" Yeah! How dare you have an opinion that does not align with his/her own! "... he is a visual" The face of any group really is important. How else do people pass their group presentations in school? "he cant act? OH BITCH PLEASE. WHAY IS HE IN DRAMAS?" Because everyone who acts is an amazing actor. Always. Also... "WHAY"? What? Pardon me? How did that even happen? The "A" and "Y" are a significant distance from each other on the keyboard. That means the person replying literally went out of his/her way to add that "...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 75

This week's photo comes from Wednesday Woe: Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ I do not see how teenaged girls can find Lee Soo-man attractive.  South Korea's Great Leader But, I mean, if they are into 62-year old men, who am I to judge? Their crushes probably have nothing to do with him being insanely rich due to creating SM Entertainment. Girls do not go for men with money. It is all about personality, amiright ladies!?! Those Tweets though (which I would absolutely love to edit so that they have proper spelling and become grammatically correct) : "Sorry i only ship lay and myself with sooman oppa~" I like how she (presumably a girl) thinks that she and Lay are an actual thing together already. In addition, she is fantasizing about some freaky threesome with this man old enough to potentially be their grandfather. Gross. "Sooman oppa listen to my thoughts and read my tweets....... I have an awesome idea to make you lots of moula" Because he doesn't h...