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The most important thing I learned from AOA's recent comeback

As you should know, AOA  recently had their comeback, and while the song and MV are good, you should really be focusing on the underlying messages of the music video. The most important of these, though, is taught by the very fabulous Choa. AOA's music video focuses on how the girls use sport (I guess?) to attract a potential partner in life. An important part of most sports is relying on your teammates. So: When your teammate falls over while playing a game, what do you do? You rush over to make sure they're all right, of course. What's the first thing you should check in order to assess the harm your teammate has suffered? Well, according to Choa, you should make sure her pussy can breathe properly. /Of course, she's just checking to make sure her favourite play toy is fine, and Jimin is praying that Choa knows CPR / Thanks, Choa, now I can point out that Choa x Jimin is real - F da h8rs amiright. After this incident, she then has to spend the rest of the MV t...

BESTie's "Excuse Me" showcase messed me up real good

How is NEWstie? After having watched BESTie's "Excuse Me" performance 11 times in a row, I can say with absolute certainty, "Amazing." I can also no longer process visual or auditory stimuli. Oh well. BESTie's had a few good moves in their career, but I've never thought of them as a particularly strong dancing group. But if every live stage of "Excuse Me" is this good, then damn, son. My body is ready. Please step on me, BESTie. I love almost every part of this performance. Like this And this This showcase has also made me lose any remaining sense I had. I now consider  bikini tops  over shirts with high-waisted shorts an acceptable outfit — for the theater of kpop  and  the theater of life. To view fun moves in questionable attire, check out the video below. More performances from the showcase are available  here.