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Pritz to go on hiatus

You're probably thinking either one of: a) who the fuck are these nugus? b) who the fuck cares? a) better than your shitty faves b) SJWs who think they defeated the Nazis Pritz are going on hiatus due to the personal issues of one of the members, who has not been named. Apparently, she's having trouble with juggling both group activities and studying. Fortunately for fans, they decided to wait and hope that she's able to return instead of kicking her out and replacing her or disbanding. They've also left Crazy Cowboy for us to enjoy in the meantime, so there's that. In the meantime, there are quite a few girl group comebacks scheduled for soon. What are your predictions on who will suck the least?

[Review] Diplo, CL, RiFF RAFF, OG Maco - Doctor Pepper

CL + a can of Dr. Pepper + rushing a song to get home = disaster Normally when I review a song I listen to it a lot of times, but in this case twice was the most I could manage. It would seem unfair to give my verdict on it when I've heard it so few times, plus I didn't want to delve too far into the part of my brain that stores shit music for fear of remembering other nightmares that I wiped from my memory. Thankfully, someone else has already reviewed it for me. Are you a wizard? If you really must listen to a song about Dr. Pepper, here's a lower budget but much better one with actual rhymes: At least there is still some semblance of hope left for Blackjacks because there is going to be a full album with more songs. I'm not too hopeful though.

[MV Non-Review] BigBang - Loser + Bae Bae

After almost three years of hiatus BigBang have finally returned with two songs, planning to release more feature tracks from their new album over a course of months. This comeback is genius, but not for the reasons that VIPs are fangasming over it. Let’s be real, the Loser MV is just the same old rehashed concept that BigBang did before their hiatus, just with the latest in swag-infused bad-but-not-too-evil-looking gangster-lite fashion. The MV for Bae Bae, while slightly more interesting, was probably just a result of somebody smoking suspicious looking cigarettes from a stranger , not some masterpiece that it’s being made out to be. Sane people can see that these shitty songs are a pile of shit that no one would give two shits about if they were done by some shitty nugus. So what, then, makes this comeback so genius? It is these songs’ very shittiness that makes them so brilliant. Here is one of the biggest kpop groups coming out with some of the worst music this year, and they a...