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Crayon Pop teamed up with Shinsadong Tiger, so the group should have its first good song, right?



While I've been busy catching up on songs I have missed in the past month, I found out my main nigga Shinsadong Tiger, who has composed plenty of hits for my two favorite groups, composed a song for a group I cannot stand.

...The result actually turned out better than I expected. It's a B-rated T-ara song without a catchy chorus, but it's actually listenable unlike the other shit they have released until now. Unfortunately, the song has a roughly 20 second rap break which almost killed the song for me right there. However, the rest of the song is fairly good, with the verses holding up well, but this song could have used a stronger chorus.

Getting to the MV, I found this highly unrealistic for Crayon Pop to be a gang of heroes. The first problem is having those two twins who suffer from Down Syndrome. I'm not a huge reader of Marvel or DC Comics, but show me a superhero that has Down Syndrome. Maybe Crayon Pop is being innovative here. Next we have Soyul, while cute, stands in at an impressive 4'6", so no villain would take this shawty seriously. Then you have Ellin, who would be too busy watching her nails and shit instead of fighting. Gummi has to shoulder everything alone. That probably explains why she needed two Master Chiefs to help her defeat these lame ass monsters that wear their underwear on the outside.

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