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[Review] Diplo, CL, RiFF RAFF, OG Maco - Doctor Pepper

CL + a can of Dr. Pepper + rushing a song to get home = disaster



Normally when I review a song I listen to it a lot of times, but in this case twice was the most I could manage. It would seem unfair to give my verdict on it when I've heard it so few times, plus I didn't want to delve too far into the part of my brain that stores shit music for fear of remembering other nightmares that I wiped from my memory. Thankfully, someone else has already reviewed it for me.

ask.fm; anon: "will you be doing a review of CL's american debut?" CZ: "I can review it right now: It will suck."
Are you a wizard?

If you really must listen to a song about Dr. Pepper, here's a lower budget but much better one with actual rhymes:


At least there is still some semblance of hope left for Blackjacks because there is going to be a full album with more songs. I'm not too hopeful though.

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