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TRUFAX: G-Dragon is C-R-A-Z-Y


For some time now, BIGBANG has been making their comeback to the k-pop scene after a long hiatus… And if their first two songs could be called mediocre, the same can’t be said about the third release, “Bang Bang Bang”. Why is it so bad? One simple reason: GD.

Two randomly chosen opinions about the latest song and GD's influence on it.



Everyone agrees that GD is pretty much an escapee from the loony bin but no one really agrees why… First of all, try to listen to his “best” song while reading this post:



Many I-Netz think it's his fashion sense:

Exibit 1:
Here he looks like a poor, ugly and old Vietnamese prostitute.


Exibit 2:
  
Now I understand how Bobby can believe that not showering is heep hap since GD must be his "mentor" in thug life.

Exibit 3:
 
There so much wrong with this styling that I even don't know where to start.

Exibit 4:
  
The Last Mohican is going thourgh his EMO period and is too poor to buy a new jacket.
Exibit 5:
  
The infamous "Wakame Hair".
I must say that all of those arguments are somewhat valid but people just mistook effect with cause.

Then why is GD crazy and what is his illness (other than being a megalomaniac)?

For those of you who are lazy fucks here’s the short answer: GD has schizophrenia and split personality.

If you are still reading I salute you, brave tenacious soldier! Now it’s time for a bit more detailed explanation.

We all know that in a certain song GD's part is, “I hate this Love Song” but this is a bit ironic since this song is a frickin LOVE SONG.

First, let’s check how many songs GD has:

The answer is 33 (well I could fuck up counting a bit since I dropped out of technical university, but for now let’s all agree that this is the correct number) and how many of them are, “love songs”?

20!

That means 61% of his solo songs are, “love songs” (well it would be 64% if we count, "Crooked" as a “love song”) and when they aren’t, “love songs” I would still call some of them, “love songs” because GD thinks he is frickin Narcissus and they are all about himself , "Korean Dream”, “You Do”, “One of a Kind”, “A Boy”, “The Leaders”) so the can be considered worship songs for himself (remember that he has split personality so it is expected).

So what’s the deal with schizophrenia and split personality? Long story short:
  • Split personality: there are two GDs, one that hates “love songs” and one that loves them, loves writing them and loves making “others” sing them. So one GD, let’s call him “GD Love” makes all of those shitty “love songs” and then like a typical sadist makes the other (let’s call this one “Hate GD”) one sing them so that’s why we have this iconic line “I hate this love song”
  • Schizophrenia: GD is simply insane, no one normal could make songs like that and stay sane, not to mention those legendary lyrics:

Michi GO:
Today I’m MichiGO (Michi = Crazy)
Today I’m MichiGO
Today I’m MichiGO
Today I wanna GO crazy~”

“I SAID MOTHER FATHER WHO ARE YOU?
Who am I? Where am I?


Crayon:
“Swag check swag check
Head shoulders knees and toes
Swag check swag check”

„Why so serious?
Get your crayon Get your crayon Get your cray Get your crayon
Get your crayon Get your crayon Get your cray Get your
Why so serious?
Come on girls Come on boys Come on come on Get your crayon crayon Come on girls Come on
boys Come on come on Get your crayon crayon
Head shoulders knees and toes swag”

“My credit card is black, just use it infinitely,
This music is crack, spin the track infinitely.
To all people who lost their sense, I’m a persimmon tree”


Would you call someone who wrote those lyrics a “sane” person? 

This concludes my case.

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