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Which female idol would make the best porn star?



It's no mystery that female K-pop idols are pretty fucking hot. But would being hot be enough for them to make it big in the porn industry (which probably won't happen anytime soon)? Well, obviously not, because if it were, I could just put in the names of all the members of every single girl group out there (with a few exceptions) and call it a day. But being a porn star takes much more than just looks and body, and you shall see how through this article.

So here are the nominees, handpicked personally by me, in no particular order.
(P.S. This is gonna be photo and gif heavy).
(P.P.S., If you managed to get through this whole article without fapping once, you get a cookie.)




                                          4MINUTE - HyunA



Oh look, Hyuna's here! Shocker! Well, Hyuna's known to be the 'seductress' or whatever, but I won't disagree. This woman would make a straight girl go lesbo, for obvious reasons. So where does Hyuna specialize? We shall go through it step by step.

Body?



Boobies: Definitely had some work done, SO...

Nice...

Booty: None thus far.

But an A for effort.
Waist: Ant size.


PASS.

General sluttiness?






Boob squeezing, touching her own boobs and va-jay-jay.

PASS.

Girl on girl?

HELL YES. She seems more into girls if you ask me...
General horniness?



Has shown her crave for the 'd' repeatedly in music videos through:
- Lip biting
- Finger biting
- Self touching




- Leg spreading



- Not-so-subtle moan samples in "Bubble Pop" and "Red"

SHE WANTS THE D. Or V.


Skin Exposure rating?


8/10 (9 if she shows us her tits).

Specialties would be:
- Seduction
- Girl on Girl action.


     SISTAR - Hyorin


I personally think Hyorin is a step above Hyuna in terms of body. The rest... not so much. It's much harder finding sexy pictures of her on the net compared to Hyuna. But that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a place on this list.

Body?

Shape: Curvy
Boobies?



Obvious push-up but ACKNOWLEDGED.

Booty?


Not bad... Not bad at all...
APPROVED

Legs?

Plus marks for the sexy tan.
PASS

Suggestiveness?



Blatant.

General Sluttiness?



Not Hyuna level, but passable.

Skin Exposition rating?



7/10. Needs improvement.

Specialties would be:
- Being vocal in bed
- Blow jobs (just because)


  Wa$$up - Nada



Probably not a big surprise that Nada is a nominee. To be honest, I personally think she'd make the best porn star. I dare say she has the best body in K-pop (COME AT ME BRO). Too bad I couldn't find many pictures of her though, but she has my vote.

Body?

Shape: CURVY

Boobies?


Good 'nuf.

Booty?



O_O

General horniness?


She wants the ding dong at the back door alright.

What more do I have to say?

Suggestiveness?

I'm pretty sure that's not how you ride a skateboard...
...Yup.

Skin Exposition Rating?

5/10. WE NEED MOREEEEEEEE.

Specialties would be:
- ANAL.No more, no less.


       Ailee



The only reason she's a nominee is because of the whole nude scandal thingy. Just goes to show the girl's got some kink to her. Not only that, but she went a step further with that sexy photoshoot  right after the scandal, which is practically just flipping everyone off and showing them how much she doesn't give a fuck. Ailee, you are my spirit animal.

Body? 

Shape: Curvy

Boobies?

Holy mother of-
Booty?


Passable...

PASS

Suggestiveness?




Subtle.

General sluttiness kinkiness?


Skin Exposition rating?


Including scandal: 10/10
Excluding scandal: 7/10, improving.

Specialty would be:
- Dirty Talk/Sexting/Strip Teases

                                                        Brown Eyed Girls - Ga In



So, this is our last nominee, and let me just say this girl more than deserves a place on this list. The sex Goddess Ga In is a step above everyone on this list in every category... except maybe for body. She's the one that makes us go O_O in every music video. She's the one that never gives us music without a message, a message that oh-so-coincidentally always has something or the other to do with sex. Yup, she's totally earned her place on the nominees list.

Body?


Boobies?

You tried, girl.
Booty?


Acknowledged.

Legs?


Short, but good ratios.

PASS.

General sluttiness?

She's not slutty. She's artistic.

Girl on Girl?





CAN I GET AN AMEN?

General horniness?

Do I even need to elaborate?

Entrance granted.
...
Oh.
PASS.

Skin Exposition Rating?


9/10

Specialties would be:
- Girl on Girl
- BDSM (She seems to be into that)


Vote for your favorite pornstar idol here. Results will be revealed next week! Before we wrap up, I would like to give out some honorable mentions.

-Wa$$up - Nari
-Secret - Hyosung
-Rainbow - Jaekyung


Lastly, none of these gifs or photos belong to me, but I do get some credit for compiling them, right? Took a good amount of research.

Also, happy fapping!

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